We're in the SSoR!!!!!!!

A secretive, shadowy society of influential gentlemen, we have been behind the scenes orchestrating some of the most critical events ever in human history.

George W. Bush? Us. (the last name gives it away)
Fall of the Australian cricket team into the depths of drunken loutishness? Us.
Brad and Angelina? Us. (Expect the video soon)
Michael Jackson? Who's bad?
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes? Fuck knows what black vodoo is working there.
The Planet of the Apes? Uh, soon, very soon.

Inspired by the power of the roast that has enabled us all to unlock the gateways to Ideaspace within our minds, we each have the super-villian level intelligence of Lex Luthor, but with more hair, heightening our intelligence levels further because our heads don't get cold like Lex's. No brain freeze when you're in the SSoR son, or ice-cream headaches.

Hail to our leader!!!!