We're in the SSoR!!!!!!!
A secretive, shadowy society of influential gentlemen, we have been behind the scenes orchestrating some of the most critical events ever in human history.
George W. Bush? Us. (the last name gives it away)
Fall of the Australian cricket team into the depths of drunken loutishness? Us.
Brad and Angelina? Us. (Expect the video soon)
Michael Jackson? Who's bad?
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes? Fuck knows what black vodoo is working there.
The Planet of the Apes? Uh, soon, very soon.
Inspired by the power of the roast that has enabled us all to unlock the gateways to Ideaspace within our minds, we each have the super-villian level intelligence of Lex Luthor, but with more hair, heightening our intelligence levels further because our heads don't get cold like Lex's. No brain freeze when you're in the SSoR son, or ice-cream headaches.
Hail to our leader!!!!
posted by Mr Sensitive @ 2:01 PM
26 Comments:
Its Memorial!
Osiris you swine.
We'll have your balls cut off for that.
Wait, bad example.
move your left to the other edge of the bedknob and try to find the brrrrrooomsticks.
In a society known as gollumpoloph the lorax, the lorax!!!! Oh the poor lorax!
Don't you see? All you are producing are Sneeds! Which everyone, everyone, everyone needs!
And now the lorax is gone. You are the holder of the last Truffela seed! Plant it, or hold it. Elbow your eye. Ah.
Bunch of pants, string them up and make sure the clown makeup is not running with the moose.
Go with quartz, go with it, now.
The name is Arm Hair...
Bah, Conquest...
He'd be no match for Astro.
Still no updates, what kind of society is this...
anyway, I'll keep commenting, take a look at this one day!
http://www.retrojunk.com/details_theme/116/
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Over a month later, I finally 'got' the Memorial comment. Clever.
Re: stay human
It's a secret society, of course you can't see the updates.
'Cos you're not one of the cool kids.
Bah...
Make me a cool kid Hermes,
I am Stay Human:
You are welcome to comment on my blog (as you will see there is a link to the SSOR from there) you can find it by looking at my profile, or by using this address:
http://ettinsmoor.blogspot.com
I must offer the suggestion to share the login details for the SSOR, so that others can post, and it can become a thriving Weblog that takes over the internet and THE ENTIRE WORLD wha haha HA HA MWA MWA HA HA..... meh meh meh.
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Patience.
Nice subtle change of name Benji J Danes...
It bewilds me as to what your little profile picture is pondering/gazing towards!?
Patience will be had... for a little while...
And Osiris, when will you poke up again.
Arise soldiers of the SSOR,you have been summoned to battle.
This may be true, but I'm too blitzed to do anything about it at the moment.
"This may be true, but I'm too blitzed to do anything about it at the moment."
Ha, this is just beautiful! - perfect SSOR response to Osiris' epic...
BTW, Stay Human today is finding itself a few readers... including a poet that looks quite like Ben Bastian, a girl from Hiroshima, and, a chick from Hawaii!!!
I'm linked from another bloggers page!!! Hoooray!
Do try to keep up SSOR boys, and for some inspiration... remember to check ye ol
http://stayhumantoday.blogspot.com
oh dear, I am confused...
If you check my blog, make sure to read some of the stuff by the Atomic Poet... you'll find a link on stayhumantoday.
peace.
would be superb if these were a series of paintings... now that I would like to see...
Anyone for cricket?
Wouldn't that be nice?
Tales of Brave Ulysses just shades that song.
Who is it?
Robbie Williams, is that you?
Him and Morrison saw Sin City together. No lie.
Scuttlebutt on the street is that Robbie has been learning about chaos magick, with Morrison acting as mentor, Obi-Wan style.
I believe that anonymous was in fact teh Walla!
The story at last is told!!
It is true! I have risen!
Hello young neo-God, and welcome back to where you belong. May you enjoy yourself, have some fun, and remember to always pop in for some coffee and cake. Why not they say.
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