Beware the jolts of Twin Shots of Hallucination

The Absinthe-Rocket bottle two-in-one combo, created by Mr A. 'GB' Crowley esquire, needs little introduction. Nicknamed the Twin Shots of Hallucination, it delivers just that: a shot of Absinthe and a rocket of roast simultaneously. With more destructive power than the Death Star and crack cocaine put together, the Twin Shotter cuts a swathe of destruction at any social gathering it is utilised for.

The Gallery of Brave Souls

Bear witness to mere men, nay living gods, unleashing the locked potential within their minds, at great physical cost to their bodies and strikingly good looks, who gives a rats about the consequences.

Editors note: The above picture is a before pic. The shot after having his turn on the Twin Hits, which has sadly been misplaced, could only be considered, if we're being honest with each other, an improvement.

SSoR 1, StayHuman Today 0

Some may be aware of a blog run by an associate, we'll say, of the SSoR located at http://stayhumantoday.blogspot.com . There is turmoil in the land though: StayHuman has abdicated his throne. Was it all too much for the poor lad or did the abyss blink back? Wonder no more! Read on for the scoop, delivered in the SSoR style that can't be matched, but often tried.

An Ode to StayHuman

A multiple personality come to life, delusional psychopath or abominable snowman? You decide. Little has been written about this entity, and what has can't be trusted further than you could throw a fat kid. Contradiction abounds, but through it all comes one truth: could it really be an internet Fiction-suit for Jon Bon Jovi?

Alas, the pace was too hard to keep up for ol' StayHuman. The complex creature could not cope. Madness was his defense mechanism, insanity his rational response to an irrational world. Hey, it worked for the Joker. This madness led him down a dark road that few are foolish enough to travel: against the SSoR!

Many are the treasures showcased in the memorabillia room of the SSoR, or the Toast to the Roast Outpost as those in the know call it. Treasures and artifacts of Kings are displayed in those hallowed halls, and the deeds and tribulations of the Seven Champions of Roasting are detailed and extolled.

But shock/horror! One of the prized artificats one day went missing: the Absinthe bottle/Rocket bottle two in one combo of one Aleister Crowley, which delivers the Twin Shots of Hallucination when utilised properly. Essential for those nights of debauchery when getting drunk or getting blitzed should be an 'and' rather than an 'or' option. Hey, it was more than good enough for the Great Beast aka the most evil man in Britain. StayHuman fled with this most prized treasure one night. The SSoR response?

Neo-Oddjob Attack!

And so ends this cautionary tale of StayHuman. The reason he's missing? Denying he ever took the Twin Shots of Hallucination (photographic evidence says otherwise) and the SSoR's Number #1 Problem Solver. Don't mess with him, otherwise 29er.

You were only waiting for this moment to arrive...

Mr Miracle, the 'man who will make a monkey out of Stephen Hawking by escaping a Black Hole' has a divine encounter with the New God Metron, when sucked into said Black Hole. Trippy!!!

Millennial Solarnauts

If further proof was needed about the reach and influence that the SSoR exerts on a daily basis, look to this proof, from our U.K. peeps.

CLICK!

Grant Morrison on concept, Frank Quitely on art, Robbie Williams on vocals!

Surely this is proof God (Gud?) exists and we have created hir! Happy dance time now people.

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