Oliver's Army is here to stay, Oliver's Army is the latest craze!

"There's a new hit show assaulting our screens soon. Thrill to the adventures of celebrity chef Jamie Oliver as he leads a bunch of raw, ordinary, everyday recruits into the most harrowing adventure of their lives: the front lines in the War on Terror!. In these troubled times, anyone may have to answer the call and stand up to the Islamo-fascists, and declare with a gun in hand "The slaughter stops now and the line in the sand is being drawn right HERE!" all the while spraying them indiscriminately with shots from their AK's (totally in self-defence, of course).

In the grand tradition of Jamie's Kitchen, 'General' Oliver is recruiting former streetbums and drug addicts and giving them a second chance in life as well as the opportunity and fame of being cannon fodder on the most brutal, and important, reality show ever. War is hell, and the troops in Oliver's Army have the missing limbs to prove it. Thank their personal deities that they are at least assured of some good tucker. Otherwise it would just be inhumane."

Anyone for Tennis?

Wouldn't that be nice?